Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Ultimate enlightening

Translating universal truth into a language that you will understand:

Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten while hotdog buns come in packages of just eight?

Reason hotdogs come in packages of ten while hotdog buns come in packages of just eight is that
you always need more buns for your hot dogs. No matter how much you get, you win or you achieve...
you can never, ever let yourself feel like it's enough.

Nope, wrong answer but good try

Knowing others means you are wise... But knowing yourself means you are enlightened.

Ok see, the thing is... Life doens't always work out according to plan. So be happy with what you've
got... Because you can always get a hot dog.

You got it.



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Golden brown hair
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